After the car left, Tyler received a call from the car's owner, Donnie. He was furious. While trying to get Tyler to pay for the paint scratches, he planned his revenge. Donnie went to the McDonald's parking lot, pooped in a paper bag, and returned to the store. Then he got out of the car, approached the door, said hello to all of us and threw the bag at the door, causing it to explode. The smell was so terrible that Jake and Ryan started vomiting into a trash can while I vomited into the Dairy Queen bag the cake came in. We had been 'shit bombed.' Tyler quickly grabbed his phone and called Donnie. “You f*cking asshole,” Tyler yelled into the phone, “what gives you the audacity to throw human feces at my door?” The rest of us laughed at Tyler's choice of "big" words. We thought the situation was funny. Donnie soon returns, cleans up the mess, and convinces Tyler to pay to fix the paint on the car. With all this behind me I came up with a fantastic idea. “We should go do this to Mitchell,” I